In a long, rambling, somewhat awkward conversation about how $500 a month is a huge amount for me to try and pay right now, I mentioned I'd made about $100 on writing My Little Pony Fanfiction, and the NelNet representative was like "Oh, I draw those for money!"

Here's to you, NelNet girl! Hope your book about bees takes off so you can quit working at NelNet! :V